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consisted of one joke. And then she died."-- George Burns
"Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere."-- George Burns
"Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place."-- Johnny Carson
"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president."-- Johnny Carson
you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill."-- Johnny Carson
"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food."-- Johnny Carson
"The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money."-- Johnny Carson
"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."Bill Cosby
""Don't worry about senility," my grandfather used to say. "When it hits you, you won't know it.""Bill Cosby
"Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli."Bill Cosby
"Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people
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